“Tonight , is the night, when two become one.” 
Sick I just used those old school lyrics in reference to Rush Limbaugh. I regret my decision to go there.
It was his wedding tonight at the hotel, and, sadly, to disappoint all of you, I was not working.
However, I have several comrades on the inside that will give me the scoop as to what went down, so check back for the details.
Was George Bush their priest?
Did Rush have another heart attack at the sight of his 4 year old bride?
Was their main dish pelican doused in BP oil?
Did Anne Coulter lose another pound and disintegrate into dust?
WHO KNOWS PEOPLE but all I do know is that I hope my tuxedo bandits working as we speak come back with some interesting tales to share.
As for now, you can refer back to my previous post about Rush Limbaugh, and enjoy all the treats it has to offer.
The main reason I am bummed about missing tonight’s event – freaking Elton John was the performer! Ah! I have him on vinyl, and play Rocket Man over and over until I drool joy. And who can forget THIS beautiful work of art, with Sir Elton and The Lady!
However, Rush having Elton John perform seems obviously quite odd. This may come as a shock to some people, but Elton John is well… Gay. Alert the media.
Mr. Limbaugh has said quite the spicy comments regarding his opposition to gay marriage… I hope Elton avoids Rush’s show as much as the rest of us do.
Anyways, I wish Mr. Limbaugh and his lovely wife a happy, love filled marriage. Round four is bound to be a winner!
Cheers.
you are brilliant