There is a foofy poofy golf event that went on at the hotel over the weekend, called The ADT Skills Challenge. Doesn’t that just send shivers of excitement down your spine? Blah. For some that may seem like an amazing weekend of fine dining and golf playing bliss. For me all I can think about is how one time while parking in a designated and required employee parking space, a golf ball came whirling through the air and dented my Toyota, only to have the golf ball hitter yell at me for picking up his ball, off the hood of my car.
Golfer “Thats my ball!”
Me “This is my car.”
That dent still lives there proud and strong. The hotel pretends like they will pay for it, sending out a security guard to take notes and pics. Lies. Golf ball lies.
So besides my bitterness over white plastic round objects, the golf tournament is good for one thing.
OK all you Perez Hilton fans, add my name to your blogroll because I am about to blow you away with the amazing celeb sightings encountered only mere hours ago.
Was it the infamous Brangelina duo? with their 87 kids tucked in Angelina’s oversized Hermès Birkin bag?
Remember the show…Fresh Prince of Bell Air? Who could forget that crab. Art, true art.
OMG did you I Will Smith?
Remeber the Fresh Prince’s annoying short and chubby cousin?
BINGO! We have a Carlton sighting on our hands.
And who could forget this little diddy!
And yes ladies, he did whip that dance out on the dance floor, and yes I did faint in lust.
IT GETS BETTER AND THE CELEBS GET BIGGER.
Sighting number 2.
Did I see Jerry himself?
Remember Mr. Peterman, Elaine’s extremely awkward boss?
Yes, there he was in all his white-haired glory.
I don’t even know his name… but I do know his fame. Whoot!
Can you say sexy?
And yes ladies, this IS the current host of Family Feud, a show I know ALL of you readers out there ti-vo on a daily basis.
Alright so how is that for A-list celeb sightings on the grand island of Palm Beach?
Don’t you all be jealous now of these amazing encounters.
Loves it and Loves you.